Funny school quotations/Vicces iskolával kapcsolatos idézetek

“We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.”        Peter De Vries

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”                            Mark Twain

“As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.”           Unknown

“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally

 disturbed teachers.”                                                                                         Woody Allen

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”                    Louis-Hector Berlioz

“If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.

 He doesn’t have tenure.”                                                                                Bill Gates

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high

school class is running the country. “                                                            Kurt Vonnegut

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one

has learned in school.”                                                                                Albert Einstein

“He who opens a school door, closes a prison.”                                          Victor Hugo