She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Woody Allen
I loved Catholic school. I didn’t like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It’s like, do you think I’m going to stop and give you my phone number?
Kristen Bell.
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
Pink.
I’m tired of being around men all the time. I’m going to start a band called Skirt with three girls and I’ll play the guitar and sing backing vocals in drag. I went window shopping when I was in New York, saw a lot of amazing dresses.
Brian Molko.
Obviously, you’ve never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.
Chris A. Bridges.
One of my favorites is The Sound of Music. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.
Mark Roberts.
The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.
Naomi Campbell.
Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.
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