Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What can’t be used until it’s broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper.
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
2 pings
Brigitte
2017-06-15 , 18:55 (UTC 1)
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Bert
2017-07-06 , 00:17 (UTC 1)
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